Mike Vaughn: working actor, dabbling producer, full time narcissist.

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Final chapter for my latest adventure. Maybe. Like

Final chapter for my latest adventure. Maybe. Likely. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Big thanks to @realrachelbutera for the tip to check out @kyledunnigan1 and his amazing, hilarious, and insightful Musk impression. maroosha_muzaffar

Let the Portland @bestbuy installers in, let the i

Let the Portland @bestbuy installers in, let the installers do their thing and leave. Dryer worked but wouldn’t get hot, checked the outlet… and what do you know. Yeah… competence (in almost burning our house down). Nice work @bestbuy.

You will never fucking guess where I am and what I

You will never fucking guess where I am and what I’m doing. #morelater

As always, no filter (because I’m lazy).

As always, no filter (because I’m lazy).

Shoutout to @kgwnews for hiring special needs empl

Shoutout to @kgwnews for hiring special needs employees like Pat on @thestorykgw. Very sweet to see him try his best every week. Bless his heart.

New suit. Who dis? Thanks to the awesome David B

New suit. Who dis? Thanks to the awesome David B @nordstromportland for the great help.

Amazing job by @maggiegreenmua ! Now buy a Tesla.

Amazing job by @maggiegreenmua ! Now buy a Tesla.

Alex seriously just had his first Gin Martini at G

Alex seriously just had his first Gin Martini at Grandma’s assisted living place!!!! Nice!

Alex randomly picked a card from a shuffled deck 2

Alex randomly picked a card from a shuffled deck 2 hours before, put that card in an envelope, signed it, held on to it, and thanks to @pennandtellerlive this was one sweet moment with my kid. We even got to talk about death in a fun way afterward.

Cleaning up after the kids, found this. No idea w

Cleaning up after the kids, found this. No idea where it came from. If it’s yours, I’ll quiz ya to make sure.

What are these? Wrong answers only.

What are these? Wrong answers only.

For anyone who wants to be our neighbor, but hurry

For anyone who wants to be our neighbor, but hurry. There have been lots of showings in just two days.

1. Enough with the Portland Snow posts (wow snow).

1. Enough with the Portland Snow posts (wow snow).
2. Thank you @kenny_r_kennedy for the color-coordinated foreshadowing clip.

Great cigar shop in Tri-Cities WA. Might be the l

Great cigar shop in Tri-Cities WA. Might be the lowest prices I’ve seen on the higher-end stuff. Well played, @cigar_savvy

Big shoutout to the shitty owners of @maxairtricit

Big shoutout to the shitty owners of @maxairtricities. Just wait till they discover other intrusive government initiatives like clean water, fire prevention and social security. Ps: if you can’t afford to pay fair wages, then perhaps you don’t have a viable business. You certainly haven’t spent anything on new springs and tuneups.

My pals from @uncledadtalks are here. Not only are

My pals from @uncledadtalks are here. Not only are they going to cat-sit this weekend, @mikehamptonart gifted me this killer cap!!!! See them this weekend at @fanexpoportland - wish I could join them.

Oooh, lookie me… I have one of those new linktre

Oooh, lookie me… I have one of those new linktree things from 7 years ago now.

Wow! 2007 just arrived in the mail! …for those

Wow! 2007 just arrived in the mail! …for those who don’t know what it is… it’s called a DVD and it’s the most difficult way to watch a movie.

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